Bluebird: The Story of a Blue Bird

The bird is blue. His name is Bluebird. One day Bluebird was eating a kumkwat, then an Arabian archer from outerspace shot Bluebird in the face with hummus. Bluebird died. His brother Redbird got very sad when he heard the news about his brother. One day Redbird decided to go kill the Arabian archer. When he got to the Arabian archer's house he threw a kumkwat at him.
the Arabian archer then turned into a watermelon. Redbird felt good that the archer wouldn't be killing anybody else. The End.